My blog got to over a 1000 hits the other day! This means, because there are approx 83 posts and because I've been doing this for almost a year that on average at least 12 people have read this blog every day...
Look, if you don't understand how approximate maths works,it's not my problem. Just take my word for it that I'm pretty much famous.
I'm on my way home from the city where I watched Wild River, an awesome movie from 1960. The next few weeks playing at Cinematheque are all Elia Kazan films. Next week is A Streetcar Named Desire and I'm very excited about it, hopefully I'll be able to go.
Now that I'm a professional blogger I feel like I should be paid, or at least get presents, when I say good things about a company. It's okay ACMI, you get a free shout out this time. (When you realise your embarrassing faux pas of not knowing who I am you can make it up to me with a yearly pass to Cinematheque.)
This is a photo of me being a professional blogger on the train. As you can see, I am also a very considerate person. The film tonight was made in 1960, so the skirt I'm wearing is from 1950. I did this in case the actors on screen were somehow transported through time and space and were able to walk into 2012.
I wouldn't want them to be freaked out by our futuristic fashion (let's be honest...it's pretty terrible). See my plan is that if they walked through the screen I'd jump at them and be all like 'Hey guys! Let's go bowling and rollerskating!' to distract them and make them think it was still the 60's while Captain Picard (who'd traveled BACK in time from far in the future) figured out how to transport them back into their time.
Montgomery Cliff and Lee Remick would be all 'that skirt is so 10 years ago. We feel sorry for you - loser girl. Of course we'll come roller skating and bowling that's what everyone does in 1960!' and Captain Picard would be all 'You are such a genius distracting them. I never expected to meet such a svelte and intelligent woman in 2012 - as you know I have come from the far future to stop this time blip, now I insist - call me Jean-Luc and come with me into the future and be my wife even though for some reason we all laugh at monogamy on my spaceship and dress like we're from the 70s.'
AND I WOULD DO IT IN A HEARTBEAT.
Nani x